swear like a sailor dress like a doll

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kimlundgren:

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This is so great

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sleepyinpalmsprings:

this is a horribly powerful image

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x-metalmilkshake:

oh god I normally hate spiders but this one I can’t he’s watching himself dance kajhskld you precious creepy thing

oh my god narcissistic dancing spider get THE FUCK ON MY DASH

oh my god are you fucking joking how can you be this cute when you’re literally the spawn of the nightmares and sadness in the world.

If it helps, that’s not a dance, it’s a territorial aggression display.

That spider is trying to intimidate the ‘other spider’ into leaving and is getting the impression that the other spider is an asshole who is trying to do the same thing.

THAT ONLY MAKES IT CUTER

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anangelscutsareprecious:

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